askylla:

nanapamplemousse:

bravestatmidnight:

Motto: “I can’t”

Capital: The Dash

Official Language(s): Fangirl Speak, asdfghjkl

King: David Karp

Population: too many

Currency: reblogs, likes, and asks

Flag: 

Don’t forget tumblr’s national food: nutella.

And the national anthem is “White Flag”, especially the chorus that says, “I will go down with this ship.”