THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Not going to lie I was a little scared when Lindsey was posing with the hammer.
list of things to talk about:
• michaels lips
• michael wearing eyeliner
• michaels eyes
• michaels cute bod
an unspecified Michael post
sit back and watch the RT fandom come swooping in
yes i just love when michael jones wears eyeliner
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
^ If you didn’t say that in your head in his voice, you’re a liar
So, in the RWBY live stream, Miles mentions how he messed up a line voice acting as Jaune. This is what happened.
my special skill is being able to remove stickers off of books
I am so jealous of you rn I wish I could do that
Use a blow-dryer to heat up the sticker and it’ll come right off.
WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON EARTH THANK YOU FRIEND
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POST I MAY EVER REBLOG!
And erasers take the sticky stuff off fairly well with no damage.
If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.
who wouldnt reblog wallace wells
Unofficial X-Ray & Vav Theme mashed by me. All audio sources were found and recorded via Audacity from Tease It Productions, Haxeliz, and Achievement Hunter’s Let’s Play Minecraft Episode 43 - Thunderdome (5:28-4:48)
Let me know what you think. My ears are shit.
oh shit…things just got real
THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT
whY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND??¿?!!¿?!?¿¿?¿??!??
when you meet your idol and he’s a dick